Real true story of gay sex in marines
Have you ever fucked a real Marine?
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Adv, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Charming spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale behavior with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you undertake the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do yo
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I had a message on one of the lgbtq+ sex sites from a 27-year-old Marine!
He described himself and said, he liked the picture of my butt. I'm a true vers, but hadn't been getting much bottom action in lately and decided to try something distinct. I removed all the pics and just posted an ass shot. I'm not young or buff but idea I'd try the picture for a week or so and see what happened. This was my first response to it.
"I appreciate your butt, I could fuck it for hours. I have a colossal cock and a hot sculpted U.S.M.C physique. I'm in a motel room alone, in your town and am looking for now or in the next hour."
I was really intrigued!
"To obtain me hard and ready to fuck, you must be able to grant excellent head, but once it's strenuous it stays tough until I've shot two or three times. I'm only here for tonight, you must be discrete. I can't send a deal with pic, let me know as soon as possible!"
His stats reported him to be: 27 yrs old, 6'2", 174 lbs, ripped body, blond/blue, total top.
I immediately responded. He told me the name of the motel he was staying and it's less than two miles from where I live. He texts me a picture of his cock and said, "Be he
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Her Dad wanted to speak to me in the garage.
I said "OK" and headed to the door between the home and the garage.
"Not that one," he said "the detached garage across the yard."
As we both exited the house and crossed the grass I had no idea what to expect but I was nervous. Her Dad was quite an imposing intimidating figure at 6'3". He was a Marine and all muscle looking fantastic for his age of 50.
As the 2 auto garage door closed we were in total darkness. Suddenly a click and light filled the cosmos. The garage was very clean with a like car on one side and a large weighty oak workbench with cabinets on the other side.
"How long have you been dating my daughter boy?" The command came out.
"About a month Sir," I responded. It just seemed safe to address him as Sir.
"Well I observe you have some respect for authority that's good," he bellowed as he began pacing around me. He looked me over. "Aren't you a brief older than my daughter he said?"
"Yes Sir I am 25."
"Twenty five," he yelled, "my daughter is only 18, what has gotten into your brain boy." He pulled out a long knife from a sleeve and started to sharpen it as though it was an ongoing project of his.
"I sug
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I stopped active on my flight reports and looked up across the 18 inches that separated Andy from me. The time had show up to end the game of touchy-feelie we had been playing all afternoon.
Life in the military is built around deciding whether a guy means only what he says or is really hitting at deeper, more entertaining possibilities. There are more homosexual men in the military than you can shake a dick at, but until the Pentagon gets its act together, all a guy needs is one homophobic prick taken into his confidence to put a hell of a serious crimp into his future.
I was stationed aboard a certain LHA on its way to the Gulf when Captain Andy flew aboard with his Harrier squadron at Subic Bay. We were winding down our raj there and hauling the aircraft down to Singapore, so he'd be aboard about a week for the communicate and exercises scheduled along the way.
I wasn't thrilled about getting a roommate. Roommates generally interfere with my after-hours R&R, but when Andy swaggered in, the usual bitches I'd been doing underway stopped being much of a concern.
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Except for my dimples and